![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I flirted with the girl at the front desk earlier today and got my work order bumped to the front of a 4 day line. Maintenance came half an hour after I talked to her. 10 out of 10, would do again.
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:36 |
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Damn, Dwhite. You must be a smooth talker. Care to share your secrets? :)
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:38 |
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Smile, speak in a kind but confident voice, and emphasize how you will smell like ass if you shower doesnt get fixed and the microwave is the only way you can cook.
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:41 |
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Damn another advantage that social skills would give me (I've had the same group of friends almost my entire life, so yeah).
4 days is a lot of saved time
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:44 |
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I grew up with two very outgoing sisters with big groups of friends so I became comfortable around girls at a young age. Almost to a fault though, I struggle to find guys to watch football with...
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:51 |
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I've always had problems with meeting people when I'm on my own, completely different when I'm in a group though. I too struggle to find people to watch football with (only one of my freinds watches football)
![]() 09/16/2014 at 19:57 |
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Now you have to take her on a date. Dem are the rules.
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:11 |
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How it really went down:
Dwhite: "So, uhhh, come here often?"
Front desk girl: "Teehee! One second while I check on your car!"
Front desk girl to maintenance crew: "Can you guys get a move on?? This dude won't leave me alone!!"
;)
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:16 |
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I'm loving the confidence here...
But I'm sure you have sorts of great stories of horrible flirting attempts.
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:27 |
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Oh, do I!
>be me, wearing shorts
>two dudes in a Taurus
>"Excuse me, miss?"
>yea, can I help you?
>"We just wanted to know if you had a permit?"
>you for real right now
>"A permit for them thighs"
THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW THAT EXPRESSION WORKS YOU GUYS SUCK AT THIS
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:32 |
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Well...
Do you have a permit for them thighs?
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:34 |
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Luckily, Michigan is an open-carry state!
![]() 09/16/2014 at 20:37 |
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I need to move there.
Then I could wear running shorts in public.